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deadkord
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Anyone who calls Ted's phone will hear the following voicemail message, obviously in Ted's voice:
"The wireless customer you're trying to reach has not set up their voicemail. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep."
BEEP
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Date: 2015-11-25 04:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-25 05:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-25 05:04 am (UTC)[ He's making himself some disgustingly strong coffee. ]
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Date: 2015-11-25 10:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-26 09:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-27 03:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-27 03:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-27 11:31 pm (UTC)[ Apparently satisfied, he goes to drag his box of hair care products to the bathroom. ]
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Date: 2015-11-27 11:55 pm (UTC)[ He's gonna stay in the kitchen and wait for his sweet, sweet, life-giving caffeine. ]
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Date: 2015-11-28 12:50 am (UTC)[ That's cool, he can yell from in here. And rearrange your cabinet. ]
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Date: 2015-11-28 12:56 am (UTC)[ He argues. ]
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Date: 2015-12-02 01:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-12-05 05:48 am (UTC)[ But whatever, he's heading over to supervise the destruction of his bathroom, and bringing an extra cup of terrible coffee for Booster. It's no latte, but it's extra cream and sugar. ]
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Date: 2015-12-06 11:15 pm (UTC)[ This medicine cabinet has been claimed in the name of Booster Gold. He sure has amassed a large collection of hair products. ]
... oh. Uh. Is that Coffee A La Ted?
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Date: 2015-12-06 11:28 pm (UTC)Jeez, how does a single person even own this much crap?
And yes, you're welcome.
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Date: 2015-12-07 04:53 am (UTC)[ He huffs. And... doesn't take the coffee. ]
Uh... great. I'll... definitely drink it.
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Date: 2015-12-07 05:06 am (UTC)Hair glue? Why does hair even need glue? And why is it made from goat's milk?
[ He nudges the coffee mug closer to Booster on the counter. ]
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Date: 2015-12-09 02:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-12-09 06:21 am (UTC)