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[deadkord]

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Anyone who calls Ted's phone will hear the following voicemail message, obviously in Ted's voice:

"The wireless customer you're trying to reach has not set up their voicemail. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep."

BEEP

Comments

[you_tried]

Objection, I totally just did.

[ This medicine cabinet has been claimed in the name of Booster Gold. He sure has amassed a large collection of hair products. ]

... oh. Uh. Is that Coffee A La Ted?

[deadkord]

[ He picks up a tube of some indecipherable product that he assumes is meant to be used on hair, though he couldn't guess how. ]

Jeez, how does a single person even own this much crap?

And yes, you're welcome.

[you_tried]

It's not crap! It's expensive! And a lot of it was thanks for my advertising services.

[ He huffs. And... doesn't take the coffee. ]

Uh... great. I'll... definitely drink it.

[deadkord]

[ He inspects one of the fancier looking tubes. ]

Hair glue? Why does hair even need glue? And why is it made from goat's milk?

[ He nudges the coffee mug closer to Booster on the counter. ]

[you_tried]

I think it has something to do with calcium.

[deadkord]

I don't think you can absorb calcium through your hair.