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[deadkord]

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Anyone who calls Ted's phone will hear the following voicemail message, obviously in Ted's voice:

"The wireless customer you're trying to reach has not set up their voicemail. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep."

BEEP

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING

[you_tried]

[ What are you thankful for, Ted? Hopefully it's your bestest buddy showing up on your doorstep at 8AM with a forcefield bubble full of boxes trailing behind him. ]

Guess what! I'm moving.

[deadkord]

[ Ted wasn't even awake when Booster knocked. He's staring, bleary eyed and half awake, at the stuff behind him, then back at Booster, then back at the stuff, then back at Booster. ]

Moving where?

[you_tried]

Very funny.

[deadkord]

...Wait, here? Nuh-uh, no.

[you_tried]

What? But I already packed!

[deadkord]

This is a one bedroom, Booster!

[you_tried]

It is not!

[deadkord]

It is in that there is only one bed!

[ He lets Booster in anyway, mostly because he wants coffee. ]

[you_tried]

Like you ever sleep in a bed.

[ Good. Thank you. He's depositing his stuff on the living room floor. ]

[deadkord]

I've slept in my bed every night since I got here!

[you_tried]

What, really?

[deadkord]

Why is that surprising! I sleep in beds!

[ He's making himself some disgustingly strong coffee. ]

[you_tried]

Yeah, but... always?

[deadkord]

Look, that thing with Babs' kitchen table was one time.

[you_tried]

And the thing under the coffee table?

[deadkord]

That... Look, I don't have to answer to you.

[you_tried]

Great! So I win.

[ Apparently satisfied, he goes to drag his box of hair care products to the bathroom. ]

[deadkord]

What's there to win!

[ He's gonna stay in the kitchen and wait for his sweet, sweet, life-giving caffeine. ]

[you_tried]

The argument?

[ That's cool, he can yell from in here. And rearrange your cabinet. ]

[deadkord]

We're not arguing!

[ He argues. ]

[you_tried]

The discussion?

[deadkord]

I don't think you can win a discussion.

[ But whatever, he's heading over to supervise the destruction of his bathroom, and bringing an extra cup of terrible coffee for Booster. It's no latte, but it's extra cream and sugar. ]

[you_tried]

Objection, I totally just did.

[ This medicine cabinet has been claimed in the name of Booster Gold. He sure has amassed a large collection of hair products. ]

... oh. Uh. Is that Coffee A La Ted?

[deadkord]

[ He picks up a tube of some indecipherable product that he assumes is meant to be used on hair, though he couldn't guess how. ]

Jeez, how does a single person even own this much crap?

And yes, you're welcome.

[you_tried]

It's not crap! It's expensive! And a lot of it was thanks for my advertising services.

[ He huffs. And... doesn't take the coffee. ]

Uh... great. I'll... definitely drink it.